Well, As a senior I have the wonderful job of raising enough money to pay for a senior trip, the academic and sports trophyies, as well as leave a gift to the school. So, in order to raise enough money to pay for all this we must have fundraisers, one of which being selling valentines day themed gifts to the people in school. This includes roses. Well the roses we got were the roses that grew near a nuclear facility and mutated to such lengths as to require wire cutters to cut the two foot long stems. The thorns on these things were amazing in their teribleness. We had about 250 of these roses, all of them needing to be dethorned. Well it is not a fun experiance. At the end of the day we decided that if people wanted a more harsh punishment for criminals and pedophiles then we found the perfect punishment. Just give 'em about 100 of these roses to dethorn and they would never want to do anything evil ever again. Well just to let any girls know, if your boyfriend buys you roses, be thankful for the dethorners at the factory and pray for them in your spare time.
Well that's all I got for now.
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